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Old 12-17-2014, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This is a new game where you tell Batlord why you don't want to have sex with him.



*Inspired by Plankton*
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I see you've discovered my evil twin, The Unfuckable Batlord. Luckily, the original is still here for your sexual pleasure.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Cause he's Virginian.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lets keep the Batlord population down folks.
Have your Batlord spayed or neutered today.

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Old 12-17-2014, 02:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Have your Batlord spaded or neutered today.
If I have a choice between having my balls cut off or getting hit with a shovel, I guess I'll go with the shovel.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If I have a choice between having my balls cut off or getting hit with a shovel, I guess I'll go with the shovel.
I has da dumfuks.

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Old 12-17-2014, 03:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I would have sex with him and lie about it later.
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Old 12-17-2014, 03:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Lets keep the Batlord population down folks.
Have your Batlord spayed or neutered today.

Hilarious!
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Old 12-17-2014, 03:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I would have sex with him and lie about it later.
I'm fine with this.
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Old 12-17-2014, 03:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Beggars can't be choosers.
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