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Old 12-18-2014, 09:52 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Just another reason I'd never sleep with you.
Sorry, baby. I like my women to be able to eat real bread. I won't jerk off onto a gluten-free biscuit.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-18-2014, 05:17 PM   #52 (permalink)
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because you don't swallow. piss.
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Old 12-30-2014, 01:29 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Ah! I'd f)ck him!
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