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Old 12-17-2014, 11:58 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Don't assume taste in music means that much, buddy. I just said he was good looking and vile, like a well-worn hooker.

Really though I used to eat guys like him for breakfast.
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Old 12-18-2014, 12:03 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Who do you think could make The Batlord cry first? Me or Carpe? On one end we have physical dominance in bodily and genital size, whereas Carpe could emotionally castrate The Batlord in naught but a few minutes.

Two rapists, one victim. Who will win?
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Old 12-18-2014, 12:20 AM   #43 (permalink)
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I'd love to see votes on that but between you and me, I'd be down as **** to just high five while we double team his fading humanity.
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Old 12-18-2014, 12:51 AM   #44 (permalink)
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All of these scenarios are making my anus twitch. This is a good thing.
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Old 12-18-2014, 07:26 AM   #45 (permalink)
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All of these scenarios are making my anus twitch. This is a good thing.
#batlordblowouts
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Old 12-18-2014, 07:55 AM   #46 (permalink)
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quote me! Trying to make people think you said this first.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 12-18-2014, 07:58 AM   #47 (permalink)
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@Carpe, I knew I liked you. He is vile, vile and malevolent and has nothing but contempt in his heart. I am so glad you see this too.
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Old 12-18-2014, 08:25 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2014, 08:28 AM   #49 (permalink)
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@Carpe, I knew I liked you. He is vile, vile and malevolent and has nothing but contempt in his heart. I am so glad you see this too.
You're starting to sound like a broken record with that. Maybe LiL likes the grooves on old vinyl, but I'm a man of the future.
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:25 AM   #50 (permalink)
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You're starting to sound like a broken record with that. Maybe LiL likes the grooves on old vinyl, but I'm a man of the future.
Just another reason I'd never sleep with you.
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