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Old 12-17-2014, 05:05 PM   #31 (permalink)
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You concentrate during sex? On what? Not losing your place? Your erection? Motivation? Will to go on?
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:08 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I imagine that's because you've only had one time.
Twice, bitch.

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You concentrate during sex? On what? Not losing your place? Your erection? Motivation? Will to go on?
I can lose myself by staring at the tub while taking a dump. It's just the way my brain works.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:13 PM   #33 (permalink)
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You're a regular poster on an internet forum. You're a nerd too.
i wasn't knocking nerds. i was just wording it in a way to make the image sound funny.

but i am a different breed of nerd than you. you're the type that is into **** like comic books, metal and video games. i prefer the violence that the real world has to offer like vice news, pop-history books and nature docs.

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**** you. She-Hulk is top shelf nerd bait. There's something about a girl that can tie me into a pretzel that just gets my echolocation all discombobulated.
after googling i have to concede this point. for a cartoon character she does have some sex appeal to her. i would say cat-woman is hotter but i am afraid she's the type that is into bdsm.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:35 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Honestly Bat, I like ya. You're pretty chatty and I find that effeminate, but you're a good looking dude and your seeming vile-ness has made you well loved on this forum. If I weren't a happily spoken for woman I'd probably flirt with you Satan-style.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:40 PM   #35 (permalink)
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If I weren't a happily spoken for woman I'd probably flirt with you Satan-style.
This immediately popped into my head.

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Old 12-17-2014, 05:40 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I forgot to mention that if the amount of liquor necessary to have sex with that vile creature didn't kill me, the additional liquor necessary to try to forget certainly would.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:45 PM   #37 (permalink)
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after googling i have to concede this point. for a cartoon character she does have some sex appeal to her. i would say cat-woman is hotter but i am afraid she's the type that is into bdsm.
She's a great role model, upper-cutting ne'er-do-wells into the stratosphere! I don't believe I've ever seen Cat Woman do that.
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Old 12-17-2014, 06:11 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I don't trust your wiping skills and I'm not playing catcher.
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Old 12-17-2014, 06:37 PM   #39 (permalink)
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@Chula it would actually involve a whole lot of negging, which Sadaam excels at, so you're right on the money there.
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Old 12-17-2014, 10:06 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Honestly Bat, I like ya. You're pretty chatty and I find that effeminate, but you're a good looking dude and your seeming vile-ness has made you well loved on this forum. If I weren't a happily spoken for woman I'd probably flirt with you Satan-style.
Ha!

I called this **** back in the early 2014's!

I knew there was a love match. I smelled it.
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