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Chula Vista 12-17-2014 05:05 PM

You concentrate during sex? On what? Not losing your place? Your erection? Motivation? Will to go on?

The Batlord 12-17-2014 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1524861)
I imagine that's because you've only had one time.

Twice, bitch.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1524865)
You concentrate during sex? On what? Not losing your place? Your erection? Motivation? Will to go on?

I can lose myself by staring at the tub while taking a dump. It's just the way my brain works.

John Wilkes Booth 12-17-2014 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1524845)
You're a regular poster on an internet forum. You're a nerd too.

i wasn't knocking nerds. i was just wording it in a way to make the image sound funny.

but i am a different breed of nerd than you. you're the type that is into **** like comic books, metal and video games. i prefer the violence that the real world has to offer like vice news, pop-history books and nature docs.

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**** you. She-Hulk is top shelf nerd bait. There's something about a girl that can tie me into a pretzel that just gets my echolocation all discombobulated.
after googling i have to concede this point. for a cartoon character she does have some sex appeal to her. i would say cat-woman is hotter but i am afraid she's the type that is into bdsm.

Carpe Mortem 12-17-2014 05:35 PM

Honestly Bat, I like ya. You're pretty chatty and I find that effeminate, but you're a good looking dude and your seeming vile-ness has made you well loved on this forum. If I weren't a happily spoken for woman I'd probably flirt with you Satan-style.

Chula Vista 12-17-2014 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1524881)
If I weren't a happily spoken for woman I'd probably flirt with you Satan-style.

This immediately popped into my head.


ladyislingering 12-17-2014 05:40 PM

I forgot to mention that if the amount of liquor necessary to have sex with that vile creature didn't kill me, the additional liquor necessary to try to forget certainly would.

Oriphiel 12-17-2014 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1524869)
after googling i have to concede this point. for a cartoon character she does have some sex appeal to her. i would say cat-woman is hotter but i am afraid she's the type that is into bdsm.

She's a great role model, upper-cutting ne'er-do-wells into the stratosphere! I don't believe I've ever seen Cat Woman do that.

Frownland 12-17-2014 06:11 PM

I don't trust your wiping skills and I'm not playing catcher.

Carpe Mortem 12-17-2014 06:37 PM

@Chula it would actually involve a whole lot of negging, which Sadaam excels at, so you're right on the money there.

Plankton 12-17-2014 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1524881)
Honestly Bat, I like ya. You're pretty chatty and I find that effeminate, but you're a good looking dude and your seeming vile-ness has made you well loved on this forum. If I weren't a happily spoken for woman I'd probably flirt with you Satan-style.

Ha!

I called this **** back in the early 2014's!

I knew there was a love match. I smelled it.


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