What's Your Elf Name
 

I'm GOOFY CUPCAKE, thank you very much.

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I pity 'Sweet Cheeks Tinselbottom.' :laughing:

Jiggles McSparkles.

I pity myself.

Cookie Pointy Shoes

bleh

:rofl:

What? It fits you perfectly. :p:

:rofl:

*Carpe's rep takes a hit*

Pipsqueak McSparkles.

Fuzzy Snowflake

Fuzzy Snowflake. I could have got worse, so I'll take it.

Jolly Sleigh Bells... f*ck these games my names always blow.

Zippy Van Jingles

Sweet Cheeks Fluffernut

So... I'm a gay, midget pornstar now?

You are complete.

I'm Clumsy Cupcake. :rolleyes:

Giggles Cupcake.

I think we're the mischievous twins of the north pole.

Goofy and Giggles.

And you're our slow cousin.

^^^^

:rofl:

Sweet Cheeks Cupcake

I need to remarry to get a better last name.

…and you're the twins' little sister.

I got Jolly Sleighbells, too. Meh.

I say we join forces and get this stupid thread locked.

I don't know about that, but you can make my sleighbells jolly.

Fuzzy Van Jingles.

I feel that my character has a squeaky voice that annoys everybody :p:

Can i film it and put it in Bang elfs.com?

Goofy Fluffernut ... :shycouch:

Fuzzy McSparkles. What an appropriate name for my cat.

Or your vagina.

Interesting. I call my dick "Little Batty".

Little Batty loves to swim doesn't he?

He gets sick afterwards.

Then its mommy's job to clean him off.

i was one month away from being sparkle mcsparkles

lol, perfect use of a seinfeld reference. i imagine it would be really entertaining watching batlord talk dirty to a chick.

Only time it ever happened, I was too drunk to be insecure. Luckily I was not quite drunk enough to say something like that though.

Thus always fabulous!

lol. how did the girl respond to it?

I seem to remember her being into pretty much everything but anal. Not that I was getting all that much into dirty talking, but I did a bit. Honestly it kind of bores me for some reason. I think I'm more into calm, controlled, and authoritative sex talk. Whether it's me or someone else, it just makes it feel like someone's got a plan and knows how to carry it out.

I came here to discover my elf name. Imagine my surprise learning that The Batlord is not a virgin.

its the internet. no ones a virgin here

and my elf name is Bubbly Tinselbottom.

:laughing: