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Old 12-09-2014, 08:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The idea is simple: you and the last person who posted are married. Why will your marriage inevitably deteriorate? Bonus points for telling us how it ends.

So tell me, why will OUR marriage not work, honey bunny?

Edit: Rule 1.) It is to be assumed that all people are eligible for marriage.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Because I'm not of legal age for marriage.
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Because you are a child.

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