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Old 02-22-2015, 08:37 PM   #771 (permalink)
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Because being my own father would be too confusing.
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Old 02-22-2015, 08:41 PM   #772 (permalink)
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because

a) you're my son
b) I'm literally over a decade older than you are
c) ???
d) ??? stuff
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Old 02-22-2015, 08:48 PM   #773 (permalink)
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Replace the face with that of an attractive woman's, and then tell me you wouldn't hit it.
If her personality stayed the same I'd definitely hit her.

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Old 02-22-2015, 08:55 PM   #774 (permalink)
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If her personality stayed the same I'd definitely hit her.

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Had to.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-22-2015, 08:58 PM   #775 (permalink)
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If her personality stayed the same I'd definitely hit her.

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well, I might be ugly but at least I'm not fat.

I can cope with being ugly, it's cool.
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Old 02-22-2015, 09:02 PM   #776 (permalink)
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Cause you ain't got Snooki's bangin' bod.
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Old 02-22-2015, 09:05 PM   #778 (permalink)
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Because you eat cheeseburgers in bed.
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Old 02-22-2015, 09:38 PM   #780 (permalink)
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Because who cares about someone eating a cheeseburger in bed? You're such a girl.
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