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Old 01-18-2015, 07:58 PM   #621 (permalink)
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because dammit, I put a note on it saying

COCAINE. NOT SUGAR. DO NOT EAT.

I mean goddamn
Do I need to be sober enough to actually write that legibly
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Old 01-18-2015, 07:58 PM   #622 (permalink)
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Because you were caught eating out of the sugar dish....AGAIN!

Edit: Because that note was rolled up next to the sugar dish...Again!
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:00 PM   #623 (permalink)
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well yeah...

i mean, it's right there. what am I supposed to do, find something else?

Honestly, you too are craycray. Our marriage will not work cuz u craycray
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:05 PM   #624 (permalink)
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because you never leave me notes when you're sober and stole my wedding ring off of a corpse.
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:08 PM   #625 (permalink)
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Because cause you keep referring to me as a corpse
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:09 PM   #626 (permalink)
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You said you like graveyards
am i misreading signs orrrrrrr
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:12 PM   #627 (permalink)
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Oh for god's sake, Roxy, you stopped breathing for 7 minutes BUT STILL THAT'S NO EXCUSE. SHAME ON YOU.
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:17 PM   #628 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:20 PM   #629 (permalink)
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Because you changed your avatar. Even though you've returned to the classic, it might happen again.
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:21 PM   #630 (permalink)
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because your avatar makes me nervous
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