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#601 (permalink) | ||
Oracle
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
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because you nevertake the graveyard shift
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Because you don't like when we take trips to the morgue.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Edit: was for LiL, but I'll keep it anyway.
Because while you'll do it in a cemetery, you won't let me bend you over a tombstone.
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Because it's not the tombstone, it's the corpse nomsayin.
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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I wanna be cremated though. My ashes will get everyone burning my corpse stoned. It's gonna be tightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Also P_S's and I's marriage won't work because our preferred lifestyles are too different.
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Because you put it in our prenup that I'm not allowed to masturbate over your corpse before the EMTs arrive.
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