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Old 01-06-2015, 12:48 PM   #471 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2015, 12:56 PM   #473 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2015, 12:59 PM   #474 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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