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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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I am drunk and therefore more confused than usual.
Are you saying your mother gave birth to you anally? That you are, in fact, a literal giant manturd? That is the most terrifying thing I've heard all night and some dude asked me to fist him while he masturbated at The Mix tonight. His name was Jeff and until that moment he was actually really cool. I kind of considered his proposition.
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