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Old 12-27-2014, 05:47 AM   #411 (permalink)
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Because you're a cheese snob.
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Old 12-27-2014, 06:21 AM   #412 (permalink)
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Because I don't partake in heavy metal mutiny, it's just bad form.
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:42 PM   #413 (permalink)
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Because I don't know what the **** a "heavy metal mutiny" is. Sounds awesome though.
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:44 PM   #414 (permalink)
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Because your cat ate my fish.
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:45 PM   #415 (permalink)
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Because you never gave me that sauce for my tongue you were talking about.

Edit: Ninja. @Pet_Sounds - Because you have the same O face as your avatar.
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:45 PM   #416 (permalink)
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Because I'm too terrified to kiss you with my tongue.
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:46 PM   #417 (permalink)
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Because your tongue has lips or your vagina has a tongue. Either way, ick.
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:48 PM   #418 (permalink)
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Because you complain when you could just as well kiss it any old way you want. You take and never give. Shame, shame.
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:14 AM   #419 (permalink)
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Because your tongue has lips or your vagina has a tongue. Either way, ick.
Dude, a vagina with a tongue would be pretty much the greatest invention ever. It would make women twice as useful.
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:24 AM   #420 (permalink)
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