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Old 12-09-2014, 05:33 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:13 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Because I demand that a picture Joey DeMaio be placed on the ceiling above the bed.

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Because you are my father. Surprise!
You know, this thread assumes that you are already married. So... you're married to your dad?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:15 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Because you still live with your mom.
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:19 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 12-09-2014, 06:20 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:23 PM   #36 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
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You think being vegetarian makes someone a pussy. Bish, dive Quintara street on a skateboard and get back to me on who's a pussy.
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:54 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:14 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:34 PM   #40 (permalink)
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