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Old 03-06-2015, 01:22 PM   #831 (permalink)
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Because we'd always be fighting over who takes the solo.
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Old 03-06-2015, 01:30 PM   #832 (permalink)
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Since you can't seem to differentiate between noun and adjective, the wedding is off. I guess I'll be gitin drunk own a playne.
Godamnit my phone is broken
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Old 03-06-2015, 01:37 PM   #833 (permalink)
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Cause I need a sugar momma and you broke.
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Old 03-06-2015, 01:38 PM   #834 (permalink)
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Talk to the Karen, cuz the Plank aint lissnin.
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Old 03-06-2015, 01:39 PM   #835 (permalink)
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Because who the **** is Karen!

@ DWV because I need a suga daddy an you broke!
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Old 03-06-2015, 01:42 PM   #836 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2015, 03:19 PM   #837 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2015, 03:20 PM   #838 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2015, 12:26 AM   #839 (permalink)
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You are a low down rotten scallywag and you drank all my grog.
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Old 03-15-2015, 04:34 AM   #840 (permalink)
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Don't get me wrong I'm happy to stay at home and cook and clean and watch the kids and all that but goddamn woman. I need a social life too and the credit cards you gave me are all maxed out already.

i guess you'd call it subversive humor
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