Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

GuD · 12-09-2014, 10:40 PM

What can I say. He gave great roadhead. He really was too young to go though...

Also,
Plays too many video games. I need some quality time too, you know.

**Frownland** · 12-09-2014, 10:44 PM

Has already divorced so many people, I just know it's not going to work for some stupid reason.

ladyislingering · 12-09-2014, 10:44 PM

good: you tried to keep a penguin in the downstairs bathroom and thought I wouldn't notice.

deal-breaker: you named it Kevin.

RoxyRollah · 12-09-2014, 10:45 PM

Wont work out because you took my head phones.

**Frownland** · 12-09-2014, 10:45 PM

You live in Florida.

Key · 12-09-2014, 10:49 PM

You spend more time with your band. When I want attention, you say "i could hold you like a guitar, if you'd like."

GuD · 12-09-2014, 10:51 PM

Can't see past my past enough to trust me to be faithful </3

edit: goddamit Ki.

Ki- won't work out because you interrupt me too much. Rude.

Key · 12-09-2014, 10:51 PM

Sleeps with a new man every night. I never see you anymore.

Mondo Bungle · 12-09-2014, 10:53 PM

All the prog metal drove me away

ladyislingering · 12-09-2014, 10:58 PM

You've never actually bungled in the jungle.

12-09-2014, 10:40 PM	#71 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	What can I say. He gave great roadhead. He really was too young to go though... Also, Plays too many video games. I need some quality time too, you know. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-09-2014, 10:44 PM	#72 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Has already divorced so many people, I just know it's not going to work for some stupid reason. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-09-2014, 10:44 PM	#73 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	good: you tried to keep a penguin in the downstairs bathroom and thought I wouldn't notice. deal-breaker: you named it Kevin. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-09-2014, 10:45 PM	#75 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You live in Florida. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-09-2014, 10:51 PM	#77 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Can't see past my past enough to trust me to be faithful </3 edit: goddamit Ki. Ki- won't work out because you interrupt me too much. Rude. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-09-2014, 10:49 PM	#76 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	You spend more time with your band. When I want attention, you say "i could hold you like a guitar, if you'd like."

12-09-2014, 10:51 PM	#78 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Sleeps with a new man every night. I never see you anymore.

12-09-2014, 10:58 PM	#80 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	You've never actually bungled in the jungle. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.