Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

ladyislingering · 02-22-2015, 08:06 PM

because anything that crawls out of New Jersey must be covered in filth.

Machine · 02-22-2015, 08:13 PM

Because I can't be Pet_Sounds dad.

Oriphiel · 02-22-2015, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

because anything that crawls out of New Jersey must be covered in filth.

The first time I ever saw a real toxic waste area was when I passed through New Jersey. And there were two.

The Batlord · 02-22-2015, 08:15 PM

Edit: This was meant for LiL, but I don't really care enough to change it.

Because anything that crawls out of Seattle must be a watered-down version of something from San Francisco.

ladyislingering · 02-22-2015, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

The first time I ever saw a real toxic waste area was when I passed through New Jersey. And there were two.

was the 2nd one Snooki's face?

because the Batlord doesn't like San Franciscans.

The Batlord · 02-22-2015, 08:18 PM

Cause why the **** would I?

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

was the 2nd one Snooki's face?

because the Batlord doesn't like San Franciscans.

Snooki might have a hell of a face, but everything from the neck down is alright.

**Frownland** · 02-22-2015, 08:19 PM

Because you just made it clear that you have ****ty tastes in beauty and now it's affecting my self-esteem.

Machine · 02-22-2015, 08:21 PM

Because your cis-scum.

The Batlord · 02-22-2015, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Because you just made it clear that you have ****ty tastes in beauty and now it's affecting my self-esteem.

Replace the face with that of an attractive woman's, and then tell me you wouldn't hit it.

**Frownland** · 02-22-2015, 08:23 PM

Because my cis-scum is none of your business. I keep it in the basement and we both agreed that you don't go down there.

@Bat because you suck at posting links and affirm your ****e taste. I've seen photos of what she looks like, worry not.

EDIT: you fixed it. Wouldn't bang a chunker like that. Maybe it's the height, idk.

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Machine moon lake inc. Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,125	Because I can't be Pet_Sounds dad. __________________ boost my ego listen to me stroke my delay pedal ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because you just made it clear that you have ***ty tastes in beauty and now it's affecting my self-esteem. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

02-22-2015, 08:21 PM	#758 (permalink)
Machine moon lake inc. Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,125	Because your cis-scum. __________________ boost my ego listen to me stroke my delay pedal ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither.

02-22-2015, 08:23 PM	#760 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because my cis-scum is none of your business. I keep it in the basement and we both agreed that you don't go down there. @Bat because you suck at posting links and affirm your ***e taste. I've seen photos of what she looks like, worry not. EDIT: you fixed it. Wouldn't bang a chunker like that. Maybe it's the height, idk. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x Last edited by Frownland; 02-22-2015 at 09:03 PM.