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Old 02-11-2015, 09:09 AM   #741 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:11 AM   #742 (permalink)
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No no no.... Because I left you tied up.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:12 AM   #743 (permalink)
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No no no.... Because I left you tied up.
Because tied up or not, you still ended a sentence with a comma. I can't live like this. Unacceptable. Make it stop. Please.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:14 AM   #744 (permalink)
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Because tied up or not, you still ended a sentence with a comma. I can't live like this. Unacceptable. Make it stop. Please.
Because you are talking to much with that ball gag I left in your mouth.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:18 AM   #745 (permalink)
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Because mfmmfmmbrmmffllmblub.
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Old 02-16-2015, 11:18 PM   #746 (permalink)
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because you photoshopped squirrels holding pineapples into all of our wedding pictures and I didn't realize it til after I sent every single one to my family.
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Old 02-16-2015, 11:25 PM   #747 (permalink)
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Cause you put your birth control pills into the punch at our wedding and now I need to wear a bra.
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Old 02-16-2015, 11:32 PM   #748 (permalink)
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Because you won't shave your man boobs and I can't stop staring. Too perky.
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Old 02-16-2015, 11:35 PM   #749 (permalink)
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'cause you don't like my tits
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Old 02-16-2015, 11:44 PM   #750 (permalink)
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Because JWB. :P
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