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Old 02-06-2015, 09:48 PM   #701 (permalink)
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You treat your morning wood like a 5 year with actions figures. I'm sick of being woken up to sound effects and voice acting.
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Old 02-07-2015, 12:13 PM   #702 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2015, 12:30 PM   #703 (permalink)
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You're just too dam witty.
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Old 02-07-2015, 06:04 PM   #704 (permalink)
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Because you bought 100 monkeys and 100 typewriters instead of trying to write your screenplay yourself.
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Old 02-07-2015, 06:09 PM   #705 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-09-2015, 10:20 AM   #706 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2015, 10:21 AM   #707 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2015, 10:24 AM   #708 (permalink)
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Pretty sure I'd just outright die in my sleep of dubiously natural causes.
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I'll have you know, my ancestors were Kings of Wicklow! We're as Irish as losing a three-nil lead in a must-win fixture!
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Old 02-09-2015, 10:26 AM   #709 (permalink)
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Pretty sure I'd just outright die in my sleep of dubiously natural causes.
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Cyanide and Arsenic are natural, right?
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