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Old 02-06-2015, 11:59 AM   #691 (permalink)
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Because sex with you would be too much like masturbating to dirges.
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Old 02-06-2015, 12:06 PM   #692 (permalink)
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Because apparently you're a lesbian.
Because you aren't a lesbian.
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Old 02-06-2015, 12:18 PM   #693 (permalink)
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Because you has the bad grammar.
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Old 02-06-2015, 12:20 PM   #694 (permalink)
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cos you speaks da kings English.
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Old 02-06-2015, 12:38 PM   #695 (permalink)
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Cuz yoo no speeka da engrish. Y u no speeka da engrish?
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Old 02-06-2015, 12:45 PM   #696 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 02:09 PM   #697 (permalink)
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Cause apparently you've allowed yourself to be mind-clubbed into thinking you're Mexican. I like my women to have strong minds.
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Old 02-06-2015, 03:05 PM   #698 (permalink)
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You treat your morning wood like a 5 year with actions figures. I'm sick of being woken up to sound effects and voice acting.
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Old 02-06-2015, 03:09 PM   #699 (permalink)
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What?
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:47 PM   #700 (permalink)
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Cause apparently you've allowed yourself to be mind-clubbed into thinking you're Mexican. I like my women to have strong minds.
Because you fell for my ruse like an egg from a tall chicken.
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