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Old 01-31-2015, 01:12 AM   #681 (permalink)
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Lied about knocking over a rolling rack of clothes at work. We all know you were tipping it onto a fat person. I can't be with a liar.
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:03 AM   #682 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:40 AM   #683 (permalink)
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Because you never buy enough Oreo's.
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Old 02-06-2015, 08:24 AM   #684 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 08:26 AM   #685 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:02 AM   #686 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:07 AM   #687 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:31 AM   #688 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:59 AM   #689 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2015, 10:13 AM   #690 (permalink)
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