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Old 01-25-2015, 08:18 PM   #651 (permalink)
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Cause Leia is a total butterface in that avatar.

Edit: Meant for Roxy, but it needed to be said so I'm not changing it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:19 PM   #652 (permalink)
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It should work, we both hate Florida after all, but I'm just not attracted to seahorses.

Edit: Meant for WD, but I like how random it sounds directed at Batlord.
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:20 PM   #653 (permalink)
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Cause Leia is a total butterface in that avatar.

Edit: Meant for Roxy, but it needed to be said so I'm not changing it.
I know. I know. I Know. But I like that tats. Hush.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:20 PM   #654 (permalink)
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It should work, we both hate Florida after all, but I'm just not attracted to seahorses.
Because you clusterfucked me.
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:28 PM   #655 (permalink)
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Because you don't hate Florida.
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:39 PM   #656 (permalink)
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You're unfaithful and I just... I can't do this anymore.
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Old 01-25-2015, 10:26 PM   #657 (permalink)
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Because loving you is impossible.
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Old 01-25-2015, 11:09 PM   #658 (permalink)
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Because while clearly it's possible to survive in a relationship with you if a goofball like Ki can manage it, I just don't know how my indifferent nihilism and emotional distance would mesh with your OTT moodiness. Would need to gauge your neediness. Couldn't deal with neediness.
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Old 01-25-2015, 11:18 PM   #659 (permalink)
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Because I found the files you had in a hidden folder on your computer and I just... Hentai, dude? Really? With characters from Family Guy? This is some 7th grade shit

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damn dude. bringin out the heavy hitters for some deep cuts. deeps.
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Old 01-25-2015, 11:34 PM   #660 (permalink)
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because you are transparent, my friend. transparent.
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