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Old 01-19-2015, 12:49 PM   #641 (permalink)
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My girlfriend asked me why I talk, and say nasty things all the time.

I replied, "because I'm a nasty mother fucker!
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Old 01-19-2015, 07:28 PM   #642 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:28 PM   #643 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:29 PM   #644 (permalink)
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because I just can't deal with your snoring.

I've tried to sleep in other rooms in the house and still it's like a goddamn saw-happy lumberjack.

I'm sorry. We tried.
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Old 01-20-2015, 08:52 PM   #645 (permalink)
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Because you ate all my marzipan.
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Old 01-20-2015, 08:56 PM   #646 (permalink)
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Because you ate all my marzipan.
Because you're apparently 86 years old.
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Old 01-20-2015, 08:59 PM   #647 (permalink)
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because you like circus peanuts,knitting AND PERRY MASON.
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Old 01-25-2015, 07:14 PM   #648 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2015, 07:15 PM   #649 (permalink)
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Because you hate Florida
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Old 01-25-2015, 07:16 PM   #650 (permalink)
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I don't hate Florida. I just don't want some dude to eat my face. Or live around so many damned pedophiles.
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