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Old 01-16-2015, 07:13 PM   #591 (permalink)
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Because you're always late with your share of the rent.
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Old 01-16-2015, 09:35 PM   #592 (permalink)
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Because you somehow managed to spill tomato sauce on my favorite dress.
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Old 01-16-2015, 10:05 PM   #593 (permalink)
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Because you say it's your dress but really... we know who it looks better on.
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Old 01-16-2015, 10:06 PM   #594 (permalink)
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oh **** that was your joke huh

goddammit im hella slow
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Old 01-16-2015, 10:08 PM   #595 (permalink)
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Because you're too slow.
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Old 01-16-2015, 10:45 PM   #596 (permalink)
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Because you think the Beatles are a rock band.
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Old 01-17-2015, 12:35 AM   #597 (permalink)
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Because you stole my gehtto blaster.
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Old 01-17-2015, 12:40 AM   #598 (permalink)
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Because you won't do birth control and Kleenex is expensive. Swallowing is just more economic.
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Old 01-17-2015, 12:47 AM   #599 (permalink)
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because your erection is the issue not my swallowing.
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Old 01-17-2015, 12:57 AM   #600 (permalink)
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Bitch I have to clean it off of you and the ceiling 6 times a day.

In light of my request, I guess I can compromise with some snowballing. Well take shifts.
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