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Old 12-09-2014, 09:04 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Because you insulted my wife!^
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:06 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Ok, this one's tough......
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:09 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:19 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Because you've been in my mom, apparently.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:21 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Because I know I would always come third, behind Marc Bolan and Jim Morrison.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:22 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:23 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Because the giant posters of shirtless Frank Zappa on the bedroom ceiling really creep me out and you were unwilling to take them down.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:24 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I'm trying really hard to refrain from commenting on what the way Pet_Sounds worded his comment made me think of and it's just not happening SORRINESS. It's Pet_Sounds fault.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:25 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I actually had this poster until a box tore it in a move.

@WD because you smoked all my weed.

EDIT: That photo actually goes very well with my avatar.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:25 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I'm trying really hard to refrain from commenting on what the way Pet_Sounds worded his comment made me think of and it's just not happening SORRINESS. It's Pet_Sounds fault.
Well, a lady's only got two hands, so he was definitely on the right track...

Love that pic of Frank, Frowns.

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