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Old 01-09-2015, 12:38 AM   #561 (permalink)
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Because unimaginative and unfunny all night. Plankton made you boring.
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Old 01-09-2015, 12:45 AM   #562 (permalink)
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You never send me flowers at work
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Old 01-09-2015, 12:48 AM   #563 (permalink)
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You ruined all my flower beds when you were drunk, and get sad when I can't fulfill unreasonable requests.
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Old 01-09-2015, 01:00 AM   #564 (permalink)
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Because you lick me and act like its sexual or sensual, but I can tell that you're just licking up the cocaine or spilt food from my body.
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Old 01-14-2015, 01:49 AM   #565 (permalink)
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Because you think it's normal to lick cocaine off hairy men.
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Old 01-14-2015, 03:04 AM   #566 (permalink)
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because you think you know more about islam than me.
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Old 01-14-2015, 05:50 AM   #567 (permalink)
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Because I do.
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Old 01-14-2015, 06:25 AM   #568 (permalink)
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Because I don't care about politics/religion. Not to mention that when you get drunk, you throw bottles at me...
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Old 01-14-2015, 06:27 AM   #569 (permalink)
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Because you are married to some other chick that actually drinks.
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Old 01-14-2015, 06:41 AM   #570 (permalink)
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I didn't say drunk on alchohol... You're drunk with power!
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