Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

GuD · 01-06-2015, 11:58 PM

bc MetaphorOrSome****>biology

**Frownland** · 01-07-2015, 12:00 AM

Because my biology is bigger than yours. I can do better.

GuD · 01-07-2015, 12:31 AM

Because your preoccupation with your size interferes with your occupation of using it.

bulbasaur · 01-07-2015, 12:52 AM

because i love you too much and it's unhealthy for my pysche. you'll realize this years into the marriage and propose a divorce for the sake of (what's left of) my sanity

**Frownland** · 01-07-2015, 12:59 AM

Because I kind of like when you stick your tongue up my asshole but I hate it when you surprise me with it. And you always surprise me with it.

The Batlord · 01-07-2015, 05:23 PM

Because I like to stick my tongue up your asshole, but I hate when you shit on me. And you always shit on me.

GuD · 01-07-2015, 06:47 PM

Because your tongue has been in Frownland's *******. And has been shat on. I can't marry a man I'd never be able to kiss.

The Batlord · 01-07-2015, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Because your tongue has been in Frownland's *******. And has been shat on. I can't marry a man I'd never be able to kiss.

If Frownland was a vegetarian, would be it be okay then?

GuD · 01-07-2015, 06:50 PM

No.

ladyislingering · 01-07-2015, 08:25 PM

Because I'm tired of playing "find the mushrooms that aren't psychedelic mushrooms" when I'm just trying to make dinner!

01-06-2015, 11:58 PM	#511 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	bc MetaphorOrSome****>biology __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-07-2015, 12:00 AM	#512 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because my biology is bigger than yours. I can do better. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-07-2015, 12:31 AM	#513 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because your preoccupation with your size interferes with your occupation of using it. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-07-2015, 12:52 AM	#514 (permalink)
bulbasaur ʕº̫͡ºʔ ʕº̫͡ºʔ ʕº̫͡ºʔ Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 790	because i love you too much and it's unhealthy for my pysche. you'll realize this years into the marriage and propose a divorce for the sake of (what's left of) my sanity __________________ last.fm

01-07-2015, 12:59 AM	#515 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because I kind of like when you stick your tongue up my asshole but I hate it when you surprise me with it. And you always surprise me with it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-07-2015, 06:47 PM	#517 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because your tongue has been in Frownland's *******. And has been shat on. I can't marry a man I'd never be able to kiss. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-07-2015, 06:50 PM	#519 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	No. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-07-2015, 08:25 PM	#520 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because I'm tired of playing "find the mushrooms that aren't psychedelic mushrooms" when I'm just trying to make dinner! __________________ You and I, We were born to die.