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Old 01-06-2015, 07:22 PM   #491 (permalink)
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Our marriage won't work because your bedroom looks basic and I am luxury or nothing.


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You live in Scotland and the only thing I'm interested in from Scotland is tha crazy caffeinated fortified wine I can't remember the name of. Otherwise Scotland sounds cold and grey and sad.
Buckfast! I can't believe you're familiar with Buckfast! I'll marry you.
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Old 01-06-2015, 07:23 PM   #492 (permalink)
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I'll have you know that I don't have a bedroom
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 01-06-2015, 08:18 PM   #493 (permalink)
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Our marriage won't work because your bedroom looks basic and I am luxury or nothing.




Buckfast! I can't believe you're familiar with Buckfast! I'll marry you.
THANK COCK SUCKING DICK LOVING CHRIST

Dude, you have no idea how long I've been trying to remember the name of that ****ing wine. Seriously. No idea.

Also Mondo our marriage won't work because you won't take out the trash. Like, ever.
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Old 01-06-2015, 08:53 PM   #494 (permalink)
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That's not trash that's the WISK discography.

Also why we can no longer stay together.
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Old 01-06-2015, 08:56 PM   #495 (permalink)
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THANK COCK SUCKING DICK LOVING CHRIST
I don't think you need to specify the gay thing. I'm pretty sure it's just assumed.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:03 PM   #496 (permalink)
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If a person ever truly were that magical they'd probably be gay. Being gay is like +10% awesomeness.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:04 PM   #497 (permalink)
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Because you installed a camera in the shower with remote access from your cellular device.

edit: meant for Batlord (everyone's cutting me off tonight!); can't think of a reason for the above that's actually clever
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:06 PM   #498 (permalink)
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Because you tell me things are okay with you and then you get all pissed off when I do them. Like, COME ON MAN! What's a voyeur supposed to do?
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:08 PM   #499 (permalink)
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Because it's just creepy when I can hear the *fap fap fap* noises from afar.

Just... just ask.
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Because asking defeats the purpose.
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