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Old 01-01-2015, 10:44 PM   #461 (permalink)
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because you refuse to acknowledge the cats as our sons.
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Old 01-01-2015, 10:49 PM   #462 (permalink)
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Because our cats our females and I don't care whatever tumblr **** you got going on in your mind, I'm sure they identify as females. Quit calling them dudes.
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Old 01-06-2015, 07:04 AM   #463 (permalink)
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Because you are a cat lover.
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Old 01-06-2015, 08:26 AM   #464 (permalink)
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Because you ride around in a car with only one door.
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Old 01-06-2015, 08:42 AM   #465 (permalink)
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Cause your wounded hand is incapable of hanging on to the "Oh ****!" bar.
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Old 01-06-2015, 08:48 AM   #466 (permalink)
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Because you shudder at my love for Pyrex.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:29 AM   #467 (permalink)
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Cause you assume I know what the **** that is...

So it's knock-Tupperware? I'm a man, damn it. We eat week old pizza that's been left lying in the box on our floor with the top open. **** safe food procedures.
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:53 AM   #468 (permalink)
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Redneck.
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Old 01-06-2015, 01:12 PM   #469 (permalink)
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Because you hate the South.
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Old 01-06-2015, 01:45 PM   #470 (permalink)
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Because hating rednecks and hating the south, albethem similar, are two different things.
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