Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

The Batlord · 12-29-2014, 04:36 AM

Our marriage will not work because I'll get sick of getting into fistfights over the last swig of vodka.

GuD · 12-29-2014, 04:50 AM

Because you always whine about never, ever, not even once getting the last swig of vodka. It's mine bitch, bow down and learn your place.

The Batlord · 12-29-2014, 04:52 AM

Because I you can't tell the difference between vodka and urine. Which is what I fill the bottle with before I give it to you when you think you're taking the last swig.

GuD · 12-29-2014, 04:56 AM

Because you think you're significantly more clever than you actually are. Enjoy your glass of homemade raspberry-and-blood orange-lemonade, dear. I already had a glass of water, I'm okay, but thank you for the invitation you tastebudless fool of incomparable proportion.

DwnWthVwls · 12-29-2014, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

That is the most terrifying thing I've heard all night and some dude asked me to fist him while he masturbated at The Mix tonight. His name was Jeff and until that moment he was actually really cool. I kind of considered his proposition.

Punch him or stick ur hand up his butt?

The Batlord · 12-29-2014, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Punch him or stick ur hand up his butt?

Who says you can't do both?

GuD · 12-29-2014, 05:04 AM

Hand up his butt.

I think I actually went along with it now that I look back... it really couldn't have been more than 2 hours ago. Taxi rides are weird business, man. But Tommy from Korea is a pretty cool Taxi Cab Driver. He's only been driving in SF for two months. He's pretty rad he gave me a ride for 5 extra blocks on the DL for free it was sweeeeeeeeet.

DwnWthVwls · 12-29-2014, 05:05 AM

Does either hand smell like poop?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Who says you can't do both?

Point taken. haha

The Batlord · 12-29-2014, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Hand up his butt.

I think I actually went along with it now that I look back... it really couldn't have been more than 2 hours ago. Taxi rides are weird business, man. But Tommy from Korea is a pretty cool Taxi Cab Driver. He's only been driving in SF for two months. He's pretty rad he gave me a ride for 5 extra blocks on the DL for free it was sweeeeeeeeet.

So his actual name is Tommy?

GuD · 12-29-2014, 05:08 AM

Tommy was the cab driver. Of that I'm certain. Jeff was the dude at the bar. Of that too I'm certain.

12-29-2014, 04:50 AM	#432 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because you always whine about never, ever, not even once getting the last swig of vodka. It's mine bitch, bow down and learn your place. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-29-2014, 04:56 AM	#434 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because you think you're significantly more clever than you actually are. Enjoy your glass of homemade raspberry-and-blood orange-lemonade, dear. I already had a glass of water, I'm okay, but thank you for the invitation you tastebudless fool of incomparable proportion. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-29-2014, 05:04 AM	#437 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Hand up his butt. I think I actually went along with it now that I look back... it really couldn't have been more than 2 hours ago. Taxi rides are weird business, man. But Tommy from Korea is a pretty cool Taxi Cab Driver. He's only been driving in SF for two months. He's pretty rad he gave me a ride for 5 extra blocks on the DL for free it was sweeeeeeeeet. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-29-2014, 05:08 AM	#440 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Tommy was the cab driver. Of that I'm certain. Jeff was the dude at the bar. Of that too I'm certain.