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Old 12-28-2014, 03:05 AM   #421 (permalink)
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Because you keeping tagging me when I'm trying to go to sleep.

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Dude, a vagina with a tongue would be pretty much the greatest invention ever. It would make women twice as useful.
Now that I think about it.. Fuck you all, Lil is mine!
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Old 12-28-2014, 03:10 AM   #422 (permalink)
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Because you keeping tagging me when I'm trying to go to sleep.



Now that I think about it.. Fuck you all, Lil is mine!
Dude, I just saved a cat. She clearly wants some Batdick. Go sit down.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-28-2014, 11:16 AM   #423 (permalink)
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Because it's awkward having sex with your mother in the bed if she's not going to join in.
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Old 12-28-2014, 11:33 AM   #424 (permalink)
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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-28-2014, 02:51 PM   #425 (permalink)
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Because it's awkward having sex with your mother in the bed if she's not going to join in.
Because you've had sex with the vagina that birthed The Batlord...
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Old 12-28-2014, 07:46 PM   #426 (permalink)
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Because you've had sex with the vagina that birthed The Batlord...
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Old 12-29-2014, 01:40 AM   #427 (permalink)
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Because you've had sex with the vagina that birthed The Batlord...
Yeah, I much prefer her ass.
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:12 AM   #428 (permalink)
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I am drunk and therefore more confused than usual.

Are you saying your mother gave birth to you anally? That you are, in fact, a literal giant manturd? That is the most terrifying thing I've heard all night and some dude asked me to fist him while he masturbated at The Mix tonight. His name was Jeff and until that moment he was actually really cool. I kind of considered his proposition.
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:23 AM   #429 (permalink)
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I would respond to that, but that require me to make sense of your post.
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:26 AM   #430 (permalink)
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What is there to make sense of??

I am confused
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