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12-26-2014, 01:28 AM | #391 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Because you cheated on me...with your mom. Gotta get over that Oedipus Complex, dude. Most of us did it when we were two.
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12-26-2014, 01:32 AM | #393 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Because I wouldn't get into a marriage if you weren't cool with that first, dad.
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12-26-2014, 01:44 AM | #395 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Because you married me before you told me I was your so. And before I told you I knew about it.
This is some soap opera **** dude.
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12-26-2014, 02:19 AM | #398 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I ain't movin' to New Jersey. I ain't even going there to visit your parents.
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12-26-2014, 11:11 AM | #399 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Oct 2014
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Because you ignore the fact they have great pizza. Great pizza trumps ****ty family. Every time.
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