Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

**Frownland** · 12-26-2014, 01:28 AM

Because you cheated on me...with your mom. Gotta get over that Oedipus Complex, dude. Most of us did it when we were two.

Machine · 12-26-2014, 01:29 AM

Because you cheated on me...with your mom.

**Frownland** · 12-26-2014, 01:32 AM

Because I wouldn't get into a marriage if you weren't cool with that first, dad.

Machine · 12-26-2014, 01:40 AM

Because your my son and I can't bring myself to do that.

**Frownland** · 12-26-2014, 01:44 AM

Because you married me before you told me I was your so. And before I told you I knew about it.

This is some soap opera **** dude.

Machine · 12-26-2014, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Because you married me before you told me I was your so. And before I told you I knew about it.

This is some soap opera **** dude.

Holy **** it is

DwnWthVwls · 12-26-2014, 01:50 AM

You hang out with a bunch of bananas.

The Batlord · 12-26-2014, 02:19 AM

I ain't movin' to New Jersey. I ain't even going there to visit your parents.

Chula Vista · 12-26-2014, 11:11 AM

Because you ignore the fact they have great pizza. Great pizza trumps ****ty family. Every time.

ladyislingering · 12-26-2014, 12:59 PM

Because my cat doesn't like you.

12-26-2014, 01:28 AM	#391 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because you cheated on me...with your mom. Gotta get over that Oedipus Complex, dude. Most of us did it when we were two. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-26-2014, 01:29 AM	#392 (permalink)
Machine moon lake inc. Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,125	Because you cheated on me...with your mom. __________________ boost my ego listen to me stroke my delay pedal ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither.

12-26-2014, 01:32 AM	#393 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because I wouldn't get into a marriage if you weren't cool with that first, dad. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-26-2014, 01:40 AM	#394 (permalink)
Machine moon lake inc. Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,125	Because your my son and I can't bring myself to do that. __________________ boost my ego listen to me stroke my delay pedal ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither.

12-26-2014, 01:44 AM	#395 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because you married me before you told me I was your so. And before I told you I knew about it. This is some soap opera **** dude. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-26-2014, 11:11 AM	#399 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because you ignore the fact they have great pizza. Great pizza trumps ****ty family. Every time. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-26-2014, 12:59 PM	#400 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because my cat doesn't like you. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.