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Old 12-23-2014, 09:15 PM   #381 (permalink)
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You won't marry me because I prefer SKATEBOARDS to the vastly objectively inferior fedora.
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Old 12-23-2014, 09:46 PM   #382 (permalink)
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Hey, hey, hey. I wouldn't marry either of you because of fedoras and skateboards. Feel better?
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Old 12-23-2014, 10:21 PM   #383 (permalink)
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I faint when people try to poop on me. I assume that's the sort of thing Batty is into.
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Old 12-23-2014, 10:31 PM   #384 (permalink)
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you faint when you're pooping regardless.

having to peel you off the toilet so many times really destroyed my appreciation for your physique.
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Old 12-25-2014, 11:58 PM   #385 (permalink)
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Because I proposed to Archie before I met you.
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Old 12-26-2014, 12:10 AM   #386 (permalink)
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Because you proposed to lil before you met me and it turns out that you have a fiancé in each state. I'm breaking this thing off before it starts.
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Old 12-26-2014, 12:11 AM   #387 (permalink)
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Because you dont want to be my California raisin.
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Old 12-26-2014, 02:22 AM   #388 (permalink)
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Because you like wrinkly things.
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Old 12-26-2014, 02:24 AM   #389 (permalink)
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Because of your lack of vowels
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Old 12-26-2014, 02:24 AM   #390 (permalink)
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Because you cheated on me... with my mom.
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