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Old 12-17-2014, 11:02 PM   #361 (permalink)
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Because you're all grown-up with no place to go. Psych I, Psych II... what do you know?
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Old 12-17-2014, 11:08 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Because… because… don't aks me why.

(Plus it's past midnight here, so I really should be asleep.)
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Old 12-17-2014, 11:10 PM   #363 (permalink)
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Because your avatar is too sexy for Google.
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:00 AM   #364 (permalink)
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Becuse you Bogart the bong.
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Old 12-21-2014, 09:35 PM   #365 (permalink)
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Because your personality is so vibrant, I'm constantly living in your shadow.
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Old 12-21-2014, 11:01 PM   #366 (permalink)
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Because your hair is so long, at any point in time it's incredibly likely that you're literally in my shadow.
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Old 12-21-2014, 11:02 PM   #367 (permalink)
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because you have irrational fears that I may murder you with my own hair.
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Old 12-21-2014, 11:04 PM   #368 (permalink)
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I read your diary. I've read about your intents.
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Old 12-21-2014, 11:05 PM   #369 (permalink)
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I know you read it. We're divorcing because you published it and it didn't become a bestseller.
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Because your life is too boring to be a best seller. Don't blame my ass.
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