Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

ladyislingering · 12-17-2014, 09:50 PM

Because you traded in the Chevy for a Cadilac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac

which is good and fine but you can't drive with a broken back.

Pet_Sounds · 12-17-2014, 10:27 PM

You wouldn't polish the fenders, so I had to get the old man's car and a jazz guitar.

ladyislingering · 12-17-2014, 10:33 PM

Because you ruin every social gathering. And last night? I don't even want to talk about last night. You had to be a big shot, didn't ya? Had to open up your mouth.

**Frownland** · 12-17-2014, 10:33 PM

Goddamnit LiL, I'm still married to Pet_Sounds. Fucking homewrecker.

You're all about the noises that the dogs, salamanders, cats, and fish make, but when I put contact mics on them for my latest album you get all freaked out.

Pet_Sounds · 12-17-2014, 10:40 PM

Frownland, of course I would be.

And LiL, I made it home alive. But of course, that only proves that I'm insane. One of these days…

ladyislingering · 12-17-2014, 10:51 PM

well, the thing is, it wasn't a lunatic I was looking for.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Goddamnit LiL, I'm still married to Pet_Sounds. Fucking homewrecker.

not even the young men can resist these locks of perfection *hair flip*

DwnWthVwls · 12-17-2014, 10:52 PM

I live in constant fear of all the hair that was washed down the drain coming to life and eating me in my sleep.

Pet_Sounds · 12-17-2014, 10:55 PM

Well you're in luck, in that case, because the accused is an innocent man.

EDIT: Vwls -- I cheated with the girl in your avatar.

ladyislingering · 12-17-2014, 10:57 PM

Because you have no scars on your face, and you cannot handle pressure.

Pet_Sounds · 12-17-2014, 10:59 PM

Because you forgot your second wind.

12-17-2014, 09:50 PM	#351 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you traded in the Chevy for a Cadilac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac which is good and fine but you can't drive with a broken back. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-17-2014, 10:27 PM	#352 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	You wouldn't polish the fenders, so I had to get the old man's car and a jazz guitar. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-17-2014, 10:33 PM	#353 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you ruin every social gathering. And last night? I don't even want to talk about last night. You had to be a big shot, didn't ya? Had to open up your mouth. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-17-2014, 10:33 PM	#354 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Goddamnit LiL, I'm still married to Pet_Sounds. Fucking homewrecker. You're all about the noises that the dogs, salamanders, cats, and fish make, but when I put contact mics on them for my latest album you get all freaked out. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x Last edited by Frownland; 12-17-2014 at 10:42 PM.

12-17-2014, 10:40 PM	#355 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Frownland, of course I would be. And LiL, I made it home alive. But of course, that only proves that I'm insane. One of these days… __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-17-2014, 10:55 PM	#358 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Well you're in luck, in that case, because the accused is an innocent man. EDIT: Vwls -- I cheated with the girl in your avatar. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-17-2014, 10:57 PM	#359 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you have no scars on your face, and you cannot handle pressure. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-17-2014, 10:59 PM	#360 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Because you forgot your second wind. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease