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Old 12-17-2014, 06:49 AM   #341 (permalink)
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Because you are not woman enough for my bras.

Takes quite a woman to fill these D's.
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Old 12-17-2014, 12:15 PM   #342 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:40 PM   #343 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:50 PM   #344 (permalink)
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Because you keep a framed portrait of George W. Bush in the bathroom.
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:03 PM   #345 (permalink)
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Because you keep a framed portrait of George W. Bush in the bathroom.
Best place to keep it. You'd never be constipated anyway...
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:05 PM   #346 (permalink)
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Best place to keep it. You'd never be constipated anyway...
He'd induce a weapon of mass destruction each time for sure.
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:17 PM   #347 (permalink)
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Best place to keep it. You'd never be constipated anyway...
You've got a point there. In fact, one could be motivated to take a bigger shit than the one in the picture.

I guess the divorce is off!

But

for the person above me

Your tanning tendencies have turned you into a leather sofa.
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:30 PM   #348 (permalink)
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We started to fight when the money got tight, and we just didn't count on the tears.

(Oh-oh-oh oh, oh-oh-oh oh… rock and roll!)
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:42 PM   #349 (permalink)
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Because I never liked those paintings from Sears, Eddie.
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:46 PM   #350 (permalink)
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Because the nails you used to leave that note on my door left massive holes, Mama Leone.
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