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Old 12-15-2014, 04:16 PM   #291 (permalink)
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Because the hairpiece you save for special occasions looks like a fox's ballsack.
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:29 PM   #292 (permalink)
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Listened to them all, haven't had a chance to do track by track reviews the way I wanna.

^Because I'd sadistically tear meat from bones in front of you.... Constantly, like more than my stomach could even handle. Its a fetish.
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:38 PM   #293 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:42 PM   #294 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:43 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:44 PM   #297 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:49 PM   #298 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:52 PM   #299 (permalink)
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Because you'd steal people's attention from me.
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Old 12-15-2014, 05:58 PM   #300 (permalink)
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Because your name is Joe Smith. And you like Christmas music.
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