Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

The Batlord · 12-09-2014, 02:12 PM

Because I can no longer stand being in the same house with gluten-free bread.

ladyislingering · 12-09-2014, 02:15 PM

Because you double-dip knives in the damn butter.

~~James~~ · 12-09-2014, 02:35 PM

I don't believe in pologamy.

**Frownland** · 12-09-2014, 02:46 PM

Because I'm a ten and you're like an 8.5.

~~James~~ · 12-09-2014, 02:50 PM

Because your opinion of yourself is too high.

Chula Vista · 12-09-2014, 03:25 PM

Because your humor is as quick as a teenage male's orgasm and as dry as a 70 year old woman's..... well, you know.

ladyislingering · 12-09-2014, 04:07 PM

Because you look too much like my father.

Chula Vista · 12-09-2014, 04:13 PM

Because you keep saying that.

DwnWthVwls · 12-09-2014, 05:10 PM

Because you are my father. Surprise!

ladyislingering · 12-09-2014, 06:32 PM

Because you sleepwalk and eat all the cat's food.

12-09-2014, 02:15 PM	#22 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you double-dip knives in the damn butter. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-09-2014, 02:46 PM	#24 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because I'm a ten and you're like an 8.5. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-09-2014, 03:25 PM	#26 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because your humor is as quick as a teenage male's orgasm and as dry as a 70 year old woman's..... well, you know. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-09-2014, 04:07 PM	#27 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you look too much like my father. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-09-2014, 04:13 PM	#28 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because you keep saying that. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-09-2014, 02:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	I don't believe in pologamy.

12-09-2014, 02:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Because your opinion of yourself is too high.

12-09-2014, 06:32 PM	#30 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you sleepwalk and eat all the cat's food. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.