Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

**Frownland** · 12-14-2014, 10:22 PM

As if you knew what good sex was outside of our relationship. I do all the work.

ladyislingering · 12-14-2014, 10:24 PM

You simply bite too hard.

GuD · 12-14-2014, 10:37 PM

You don't bite hard enough.

ladyislingering · 12-14-2014, 10:39 PM

You cried the last time I tied you to the bedposts and you haven't even walked into the bedroom since.

GuD · 12-14-2014, 10:41 PM

I really had to pee though

ladyislingering · 12-14-2014, 10:48 PM

Well you could have just said that instead of screaming. Which, by the way, is not the least flattering thing you do with your mouth.

The Batlord · 12-15-2014, 12:09 AM

You won't let me pee in the bed.

DwnWthVwls · 12-15-2014, 03:04 AM

You won't watch 2girls1cup with me

The Batlord · 12-15-2014, 03:13 AM

In my defense, I won't watch that with anyone. Not even myself. Freak.

Plankton · 12-15-2014, 08:30 AM

Because you can only have so much hate sex before things turn into homicide sex.

12-14-2014, 10:22 PM	#271 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	As if you knew what good sex was outside of our relationship. I do all the work. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-14-2014, 10:24 PM	#272 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	You simply bite too hard. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-14-2014, 10:37 PM	#273 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	You don't bite hard enough. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-14-2014, 10:39 PM	#274 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	You cried the last time I tied you to the bedposts and you haven't even walked into the bedroom since. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-14-2014, 10:41 PM	#275 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I really had to pee though __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-14-2014, 10:48 PM	#276 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Well you could have just said that instead of screaming. Which, by the way, is not the least flattering thing you do with your mouth. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-15-2014, 08:30 AM	#280 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Because you can only have so much hate sex before things turn into homicide sex. __________________ See location...