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Old 12-13-2014, 11:15 PM   #251 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 11:18 PM   #252 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 11:19 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 11:43 PM   #254 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-14-2014, 08:32 AM   #255 (permalink)
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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-14-2014, 02:44 PM   #256 (permalink)
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And don't tell me that's not actually a reason, open your mind brother.
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Because you think it's funny to pull my hair.
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I just find it impossible to stop pulling your hair.
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Old 12-14-2014, 03:31 PM   #259 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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