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Old 12-13-2014, 10:42 PM   #241 (permalink)
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Because you hate the midwest.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:44 PM   #242 (permalink)
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because you're bloody content with the most boring part of the USA
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:45 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Because you ruined my post meant for Chula.
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:45 PM   #244 (permalink)
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Because your moustache tickles my thighs.
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:48 PM   #245 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:49 PM   #246 (permalink)
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Because your obsession with 18th century pottery ruined our bedroom vibe.
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:57 PM   #247 (permalink)
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Because you wouldn't let me incorporate a Victorian vase into our foreplay.

We both knew it was hot.
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:59 PM   #248 (permalink)
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 12-13-2014, 11:03 PM   #249 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 11:13 PM   #250 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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