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Old 12-13-2014, 07:26 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:30 PM   #232 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 08:13 PM   #233 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-13-2014, 08:15 PM   #234 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 08:20 PM   #235 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 08:22 PM   #236 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 08:24 PM   #237 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 09:09 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:20 PM   #239 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2014, 10:30 PM   #240 (permalink)
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