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Old 12-12-2014, 05:56 PM   #221 (permalink)
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Because you never leave the toilet seat down.
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Old 12-12-2014, 07:49 PM   #222 (permalink)
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Because you love your dog more than me and vise versa.
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Old 12-13-2014, 06:25 PM   #223 (permalink)
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Because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment
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Old 12-13-2014, 06:51 PM   #224 (permalink)
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Because I'm infinitely more attracted to your avatar than I am to you
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:01 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Because you filled the entire refrigerator with PEPPERMINT PATTIES.
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:23 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Because when you talk to me all I hear is ..."wah wa, wah wawa wah wa...."
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:24 PM   #228 (permalink)
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because your psychological advice is useless, Lucy.
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:25 PM   #229 (permalink)
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