Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

ladyislingering · 12-12-2014, 01:52 PM

Because you might be a cannibal.

Pet_Sounds · 12-12-2014, 01:53 PM

Because you aren't a cannibal.

Chula Vista · 12-12-2014, 01:58 PM

Because you've hung on to your current avatar for as long as you have.

ladyislingering · 12-12-2014, 02:00 PM

Because you never cleaned your fingernails after you clawed your way up from hell.

Chula Vista · 12-12-2014, 02:03 PM

Because you can't understand how proud I am of the mileage my fingernails have earned.

Plankton · 12-12-2014, 02:05 PM

Because you killed those 2 little girls and blamed it on the big black guy.

ladyislingering · 12-12-2014, 02:05 PM

Because of ... reasons. I had to edit my post.

Oriphiel · 12-12-2014, 02:41 PM

Because there are some mistakes you can't edit out.

RoxyRollah · 12-12-2014, 02:58 PM

Because you stole my motorcycle.

Pet_Sounds · 12-12-2014, 05:30 PM

Because you killed a mockingbird, and that's a sin.

12-12-2014, 01:52 PM	#211 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you might be a cannibal. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-12-2014, 01:53 PM	#212 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Because you aren't a cannibal. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-12-2014, 01:58 PM	#213 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because you've hung on to your current avatar for as long as you have. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-12-2014, 02:00 PM	#214 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you never cleaned your fingernails after you clawed your way up from hell. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-12-2014, 02:03 PM	#215 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because you can't understand how proud I am of the mileage my fingernails have earned. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-12-2014, 02:05 PM	#216 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Because you killed those 2 little girls and blamed it on the big black guy. __________________ See location...

12-12-2014, 02:05 PM	#217 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because of ... reasons. I had to edit my post. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-12-2014, 02:41 PM	#218 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Because there are some mistakes you can't edit out.

12-12-2014, 05:30 PM	#220 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Because you killed a mockingbird, and that's a sin. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease