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Old 12-12-2014, 11:45 AM   #201 (permalink)
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Because we'd constantly jockey for dominance.

That's actually how my relationship is but I think between two women it'd be less sexy.
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Old 12-12-2014, 11:48 AM   #202 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:03 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:49 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:51 PM   #205 (permalink)
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Because you put no effort into it. I'd rather marry a blowup doll.
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:52 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:54 PM   #207 (permalink)
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Because I've never been able to get hard over a Norse boy.
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:16 PM   #208 (permalink)
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Because all of this time I've secretly been married to... your brother!

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Because we'd constantly jockey for dominance.

That's actually how my relationship is but I think between two women it'd be less sexy.
This is the opposite of all that is true.
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:24 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Because all of this time I've secretly been married to... your brother!
My God, you have bad taste in men.
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:38 PM   #210 (permalink)
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