Why Will Our Marriage Not Work? - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls
Why Will Our Marriage Not Work? Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 19 of 86 « First 91718 19 20212969 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-11-2014, 09:50 PM   #181 (permalink)
Remember the underscore
 
Pet_Sounds's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: The other side
Posts: 2,488
Default
Because you won't let me have Dream Whip to go with it.
__________________
Everybody's dying just to get the disease
Pet_Sounds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 09:50 PM   #182 (permalink)
GuD
Dude... What?
 
GuD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
Default
because you prefer dream whip to the real deal I'd be more than happy to make for you.
__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
GuD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 09:51 PM   #183 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default
Because your other uses for whipped cream are way out of my comfort zone.
__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 09:55 PM   #184 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default
Because you care more about my hands than my personality. I feel so objectified.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 10:02 PM   #185 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Cause **** you, that's why.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 10:07 PM   #186 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default
Because I just can't bring myself to fuck you, that's why.
__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 10:10 PM   #187 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Because your hand thing is weird. And you do realize that, regardless of the fact that you never say it, we all know that your thing for long, slender hands is really about you getting fingered, right?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 10:12 PM   #188 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default
Because you don't understand my "hand thing".

It isn't exactly sexual; it's more of an aesthetic appreciation for the delicate beauty of a person's greatest tool for creation of more beautiful things.

...not that I've ever argued with a man with curious fingers that were also nice to look at.
__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 10:15 PM   #189 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering View Post
It isn't exactly sexual; it's more of an aesthetic appreciation for the delicate beauty of a person's greatest tool for creation of more beautiful things.

...not that I've ever argued with a man with curious fingers that were also nice to look at.
Yeah, whatever.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2014, 10:16 PM   #190 (permalink)
Remember the underscore
 
Pet_Sounds's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: The other side
Posts: 2,488
Default
Because I'm in love with Cheryl.
__________________
Everybody's dying just to get the disease
Pet_Sounds is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 19 of 86 « First 91718 19 20212969 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.