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Old 12-11-2014, 08:40 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Because you live in San Fransisco, and I'm not doing all that ****ing uphill ****.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:12 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Because you live in Virginia, which means you probably have a Southern drawl.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:12 PM   #173 (permalink)
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Because you'd constantly feel emasculated.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:16 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Because emasculation is a stupid reason not marry someone
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:17 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Because I've never seen you cry.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:18 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Because that boy won't be happy till he's seen you cry.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:32 PM   #178 (permalink)
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Because I don't have a southern drawl, you stupid ****.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:34 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Because you force me to eat fried chicken.
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