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Old 12-11-2014, 07:47 PM   #161 (permalink)
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Because non-sequitors.
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:51 PM   #162 (permalink)
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Because I'm scared you'll try to genetically modify me for your own satisfaction.
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:54 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Cause you won't get a boob job.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:58 PM   #164 (permalink)
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Because you won't get a job

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Because you refuse to let me have a small rodent collection.
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I would never!
Honestly, I'm kind of hurt you'd say such a thing . I love little critters!
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Old 12-11-2014, 08:04 PM   #165 (permalink)
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I would never!
Honestly, I'm kind of hurt you'd say such a thing . I love little critters!
Well, building squirrel city doesn't erase the mountains of tissues you go through on a daily basis. This is why we're broke.
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Old 12-11-2014, 08:13 PM   #166 (permalink)
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I'm an emotional person. And a horny one. WHY CAN'T YOU EVER LOOK PAST MY FAULTS

because you can't look past my faults
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Old 12-11-2014, 08:16 PM   #167 (permalink)
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Because your faults are your fault.
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Old 12-11-2014, 08:18 PM   #168 (permalink)
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Because you always point out the obvious.
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Old 12-11-2014, 08:19 PM   #169 (permalink)
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Because you're oblivious to the obvious.
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Old 12-11-2014, 08:21 PM   #170 (permalink)
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because you don't understand me and the difference between obliviousness and indifference
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