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Old 12-11-2014, 04:21 PM   #151 (permalink)
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@LiL, because you turn into Gossamer when there's a full moon.

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Old 12-11-2014, 04:39 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Because I don't do gingers. Fire crotch!
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Old 12-11-2014, 05:38 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Because you'd probably beat me up if I smoked all the weed
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Old 12-11-2014, 05:47 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Cause we'd be fighting over who gets to cook every night.
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:27 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Because I'd have to pick out your casket just weeks after picking out the wedding attire
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:32 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Marc Bolan sucks (please don't kill me, that's the other reason)
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:32 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Because you probably wear old lady underwear.

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Old 12-11-2014, 07:34 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:34 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:43 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Because you refuse to let me have a small rodent collection.
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