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Old 12-11-2014, 11:11 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Because you eat all the bread, and have no time for me, because you are always crapping.
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Old 12-11-2014, 11:15 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2014, 11:27 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Because I just found out that you married your mother.
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Old 12-11-2014, 11:31 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Because your kitsch collection is out of control.
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Old 12-11-2014, 11:32 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Because you hoard all the conditioner!
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Old 12-11-2014, 11:38 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Because you're not my mother. I have issues.
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Old 12-11-2014, 11:52 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Because I like most misguided golden hearted girls have "daddy issues"....
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Old 12-11-2014, 12:06 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Because your doll is way better.
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Old 12-11-2014, 12:10 PM   #139 (permalink)
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Because after you've removed all your prosthetic's, I'm left with this:

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Old 12-11-2014, 12:15 PM   #140 (permalink)
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